Here's the lyrics too

Wiener Dog Song
by Yet Another String Band


On the sixth day, God created man
But earlier that morning, He had another plan
He took some spare parts, some looked kinda weird
And cooked them for awhile and a wiener dog appeared

He had long floppy ears, sausage shaped and brown
Stubby little legs and belly dragging on the ground
A nose that's made for smellin', where rabbit might be dwellin'
But it won't be there for long when a wiener dog's around

Some dogs are hairy, and other dogs are small
but there's only one dog shaped like a Hebrew National
Kilbasic in form. At night they'll keep you warm
They're nature's perfect brat. Yes, the Wiener Dog is hot!

Thin little tail, that's in constant motion
Big, brown eyes, that beg for your devotion
Bark so loud it could disperse a riot crowd
You best not make a sound
When a wiener dog's around

Now a wiener dog's a carnivore, which leaves us little doubt
That you better watch your back when a wiener dog's about
They eat fish, pork and fowl and steaks when they can get 'em
So be careful of your hand when you go to pet 'em

Wiener dog, wiener dog
Everyone loves a wiener dog
To make a long story short and a short story long
Everybody sing the wiener dog song

Wiener dog, wiener dog
Everybody loves a wiener dog
To make a long story short and a short story long
Everybody sing the wiener dog song

Now some dogs are light and some dogs weigh a ton
But there's only one dog that fits so neatly on a bun!
Stubborn as a mule. You may think you rule.
But this I know is true...your wiener dog owns you

Little sharp teeth that'll cut through wooden plank
Body by zeppelin like a Ball Park Frank
A tongue that's made for licken' in places that'll sicken
But don't be tightly wound, when a wiener dog's around
No badger will be found when a wiener dog's around
Before you step best check the ground when a wiener dog's around

Wiener dog, wiener dog
Everyone loves a wiener dog
To make a long story short and a short story long
Everyone sing the wiener dog song

Wiener dog, wiener dog
Everyone loves a wiener dog
To make a long story short and a short story long
Everybody sing the wiener dog song

Wiener dog, wiener dog
Everyone wants a wiener dog
To make a long story short and a short story long
Everyone sing the wiener dog song

Thank you for posting these!! They are great!

Here's a poem I wrote about sweet loving Doxies <3 Hope everyone likes it.


Long and short with red colored fur, even though she can't speak she will defiantly be
heard.
Long floppy ears and fat chunky paws, Dachshunds seem to not have any bad flaws.
She'll will be your best friend, always loving and caring and if the time calls for it she
will be bold and daring.
Never to back down and to always stand by your side, so smile and own a Doxie with
pride!

By: Samantha Cash

At the Dachshund Family Picnic

Wiggling bundles of energy
Tails tocking in the air
The flopping of a thousand ears
There were dachsies everywhere

Some wore scarves and some wore sweaters
Some came in twos and threes
Some yipped and some were quiet
As they wriggled ‘neath our knees

There were Dappled by dozen
And Brindles by the bunch
Long haired, shorted haired, curlies
All pleading for our lunch

They pranced around like ponies
Toes tapping as to dance
Some hoping for a rendezvous
A dachsie - hund romance

All their people, they stood proudly
Knowing their ‘Hund was best
For all the people who love dachshunds
Are blissfully obsessed